Crazy Animals

from Magic Beans! by Chris Sand

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lyrics

Crazy Animals

Those deer ate those pears
On that tree that was there
They would not play fair
So I gave them the scare
Now they’ve run
Far away
If they come
Back today
I will give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they hear what I say
Those deer
Those deer
Those deer, those crazy, crazy deer

Those rabbits ate my beans
And my cabbage and my greens
They were famished, but that’s mean
‘Cause now my cabinets are lean
So I chased
Them away
If they come
Back today
I will give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they hear what I say
Those rabbits
Those rabbits
Those rabbits, those crazy, crazy rabbits

Those raccoons ate my flowers
They were soon to devour
Everything in their power
All within half an hour
So I gave
Them the same
If they come
Back again
I will give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they hear what I’m sayin’
Those raccoons
Those raccoons
Those raccoons, those crazy, crazy raccoons

Those grownups ate the planet
Like a donut or a sandwich
They’ve sure ‘nuff done some damage
And I hope that they can manage
To not eat
Every tree
And not drink
Every sea
Or I’ll give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they listen to me
Those grownups
Those grownups
Those grownups, those crazy, crazy grownups

credits

from Magic Beans!, released April 1, 2023
Chris Sand: guitar, voice
Corwin Fox: guitar, piano, autoharp, accordion, voice

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Chris "Sandman" Sand grew up in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in western Montana. He tours throughout the U.S. and Canada performing a unique blend of original folk, punk, rap, and cowboy music. In 2010 he was the subject of a feature-length award-winning documentary, ROLL OUT, COWBOY. Sandman uses humor, music, and poetry to tell stories, build connections, and get people thinking. ... more

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