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Magic Beans!

by Chris Sand

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    MAGIC BEANS: 16 Songs for Sprouting Children & Other Human Beans

    This 16-song CD comes in a colorful 4-panel Digipak case with an attractive 4-page insert. Artwork by Cooper Malin. Includes space to personalize each CD with stickers and art to encourage your child's creativity (see images). Each order will also include a vinyl three-inch buckin' bronco "Magic Bean Club" sticker & a full album download code for your phone.

    This is a Limited Edition Compact Disc printed in a small batch to minimize plastic waste.

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    MAGIC BEANS was produced by Corwin Fox at Hidden Well Studio in Cumberland, BC, on Vancouver Island.

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  • Book/Magazine + Digital Album

    The MAGIC BEANS Songbook is a 36-page lyric and coloring book featuring 15 dynamic songs by Chris Sand, plus one by his daughter, from his new children's album MAGIC BEANS: 16 Songs for Sprouting Children & Other Human Beans. Each song is paired with wonderful illustrations by Cooper Malin and comes with a full-album download code so you can listen to the songs as you read and/or color along. This book is interactive in more ways than one--it also features a Magic Bean Club beanboard which is like a "picture garden" where you can attach treasures such as stickers, vintage postage stamps, magazine clippings, sketches, etc, and show them off.

    A vinyl "Shelly the Sea Turtle" sticker will be included with each MAGIC BEANS Songbook to jumpstart your child's beanboarding (scrapbooking) adventure.

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  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 15 Sandman, Montana's Rappin' Cowboy releases available on Bandcamp and save 35%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Like a Dog, Magic Beans!, Moon-Randolph Farm, American Road Trip (2016), Horse Graveyard (2012), Chemicals In The Wheat (2010), Rough Notes from Otter Cove (2008), (Return To) . . . The Blackhole (Of Outerspace) [2006], and 7 more. , and , .

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WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD Let’s play, y’all Move your body now! We swing on swings, we slide on slides We drum on drums, we ride on rides We play hide & seek, kick cans down the street We splash in creeks and climb high peaks CHORUS: We are the children of the world (x2) We make up jokes, yeah we dance how we feel We play soccer and tag and leave our jackets in the field (sorry mom) We love quesadillas, appreciate what you made us At snack time water and fruit taste the greatest Oranges, apples, mangoes, grapes We study numbers, letters, textures, shapes We like bright colors and velcro shoes We dig face paint and fake tattoos We live in cities and forests and deserts with sand We’ve got hearts and minds that forever expand Keep goin’, infinite CHORUS Stop for a second, listen to the truth Our lives would thrive if we listened to the youth Sophisticated children all across the planet They seem to be the only ones that understand that We’re all related, no one’s better or worse They know we’re better together because together we’re first And we pursue joyfulness for what it’s worth And we declare interdependence across the Earth CHORUS We’re connected Across the universe Interplanetary
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Cow Cow Mama Cow For all you little baby farm critters out there Here’s a brand new bedtime lullaby, just for you . . . Cow Cow Mama Cow Mama had a calf Calf loved Mama, she made her mama laugh Yeah, Cow Cow Mama Cow, Mama Cow Cow Cow Cow Mama Cow, Cow Mama Cow Sheep Sheep Papa Sheep, Papa is a ram Ram loved Mama Sheep, had a little lamb Yeah, Sheep Sheep Papa Sheep, Papa Sheep Sheep Sheep Sheep Papa Sheep, rama lama ding dong Cluck, cluck, Brother Duck, Goose, Quail, Hen Skunk, Fox, chicken hawks in the chicken pen, yeah Piggy goes oink (oink), Horsey goes neigh-ee-ay Doggy goes bow wow—WOOF—let’s play, heeeeyyyyy! Cow Cow Mama Cow, Mama Cow Cow Cow Cow Mama Cow, Cow Mama Cow Llama, llama, buttermilk, bats & some barn owls Silly little billy goat snackin’ in the farmhouse Ten cute kitty cats drinkin' sweet cream Twenty funny bunny rabbits dreamin' sweet dreams, yeah! Cow Cow Mama Cow, Mama Cow Cow Cow Cow Mama Cow, Cow Mama Cow Sittin’ in the kitchen listen up baby cows Put on your pajamas and go to bed now (Oh yeah—alright—go to sleep now, yowww) 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 5 sheep, 6 sheep, 7 sheep, more All the king's horses, and all the king's men Could NEVER put MacDonald back together again Cows jump over the moon And dreams do come true If you want them to (x2) Times change, baby There's no fences in Dreamland, baby So dream on But first you gotta brush your teeth And go to sleep . . . right now
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Miss Rodeo Montana Miss Rodeo Montana says she loves me She says she's loved me from the start And even though I'm only seven years old She says I'm super special in her heart Miss Rodeo Montana says she loves me And I'm starting to believe this might be true She laughs at all my jokes and I heard her tell my folks She ain't never seen a sweeter buckaroo She loves me, this I know For a rodeo clown told me so The rodeo is mighty wild, it's the perfect place for a child like me I am a boy--so full of joy Because I know Miss Rodeo Montana loves me! Miss Rodeo Montana says she loves me She says she's gonna love me all my life She's 22-years-old, wears a buckle made of gold I am so glad she's gonna be my uncle's wife ‘Cause she loves me, this I know For a rodeo clown told me so And he's my uncle, and Uncle Ty wouldn't lie That's why I know Miss Rodeo Montana loves me
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Scary Fairy Grrrl She's a very scary fairy, she's a very scary girl (x2) Tiny hornet stings, tiny teeth and wings Tiny voice that sings, words terrifying She's a very scary fairy, she's a very scary girl (x2) Take a lightning bug and a frightening thug Mix them both together and give them both a hug Yeah, she is acting creepy, creep around the world She's creepy creeper, she's a sleepy girl Monsters are afraid, when Stevie's on parade Skeletons and mummies, always run away But when she falls asleep, everyone is safe Let's hope sleep is deep, so we can finally play Cause WE ARE THE MONSTERS and we like to howl But it is much too scary when Stevie's on the prowl So please go to bed sleepy fairy girl Monsters need a break now from the scary world
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How Does Toilet Paper Work? How does toilet paper work? Do you ball it up or fold it like a map? How does toilet paper work? I hope someday somebody makes an app For my toilet paper! Where does the toilet paper go? When you're finished wiping under there? Where does the toilet paper go? Do you tuck it in you shoe or do you hide it in your underwear? Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo It's the toilet paper! What does the toilet paper say? When you pull it from the roll? What does toilet paper say? Does it say, "Hooray" or scream “Oh NOOOO”? Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo It's the toilet paper song
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Crazy Animals Those deer ate those pears On that tree that was there They would not play fair So I gave them the scare Now they’ve run Far away If they come Back today I will give them a pop On the bum with a rock So they hear what I say Those deer Those deer Those deer, those crazy, crazy deer Those rabbits ate my beans And my cabbage and my greens They were famished, but that’s mean ‘Cause now my cabinets are lean So I chased Them away If they come Back today I will give them a pop On the bum with a rock So they hear what I say Those rabbits Those rabbits Those rabbits, those crazy, crazy rabbits Those raccoons ate my flowers They were soon to devour Everything in their power All within half an hour So I gave Them the same If they come Back again I will give them a pop On the bum with a rock So they hear what I’m sayin’ Those raccoons Those raccoons Those raccoons, those crazy, crazy raccoons Those grownups ate the planet Like a donut or a sandwich They’ve sure ‘nuff done some damage And I hope that they can manage To not eat Every tree And not drink Every sea Or I’ll give them a pop On the bum with a rock So they listen to me Those grownups Those grownups Those grownups, those crazy, crazy grownups
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16 Songs for Sprouting Children and Other Human Beans!

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released April 1, 2023

“Children of the World”
Chris Sand: voice
Corwin Fox: drums, bass, guitars, keyboards
Comox Valley Children's Choir (directed by Sophie Simard): voices

“Jack MacDonald”
Chris Sand: voice Corwin Fox: banjo

“Baby Houdini”
Chris Sand: acoustic guitar, voice
Corwin Fox: banjo, bass, electric guitars
PK Tessmann: voice
Sivaeri and Hazel Fox: "Who's there?"

“Silly Not Sad”
Chris Sand: voice
Corwin Fox: banjo
Comox Valley Children's Choir: voices

“Cow Cow Mama Cow”
Chris Sand: vocals, production
Shawn Parke & Kimberly Henninger: production, additional writing

“Allie Alligator”
Chris Sand: voice
Corwin Fox: banjo, bass, accordion, toy pianos

“Very First Time”
Chris Sand: voice
PK Tessmann: voice

“Shelly the Sea Turtle” Chris Sand: guitar, voice Corwin Fox: bass, synth PK Tessmann: voice
Sivaeri Fox: voice Hazel Fox: voice

“Huckleberries for the Bears”
Chris Sand: guitar, voice
Corwin Fox: spoons, bass, accordion, piano
Comox Valley Children's Choir: voices
“Huckleberries for the Bears” - co-written with Frances Bird Rizzo, age 2

“Baby Hulk Hogan” Chris Sand: voice

“Miss Rodeo Montana”
Chris Sand: guitar, voice
Corwin Fox: banjo, bass

“Scary Fairy Grrrl”
Chris Sand: voice
Corwin Fox: percussion, piano
PK Tessmann: voice
Comox Valley Children's Choir: voices

“How Does Toilet Paper Work?” (Live at Hidden Well!)
Chris Sand: voice
Featuring a merry band of gigglers from Cumberland, BC, Canada

"Crazy Animals”
Chris Sand: guitar, voice
Corwin Fox: guitar, piano, autoharp, accordion, voice

“Little House Lullabye”
Chris Sand: voice
Corwin Fox: banjo, toy piano, electric guitars PK Tessmann: voice

“Stars”
Stevie Sand (age 3): voice

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Sandman, Montana's Rappin' Cowboy Missoula, montana

Chris "Sandman" Sand grew up in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in western Montana. He tours throughout the U.S. and Canada performing a unique blend of original folk, punk, rap, and cowboy music. In 2010 he was the subject of a feature-length award-winning documentary, ROLL OUT, COWBOY. Sandman uses humor, music, and poetry to tell stories, build connections, and get people thinking. ... more

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