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Children of the World
02:56
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WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
Let’s play, y’all
Move your body now!
We swing on swings, we slide on slides
We drum on drums, we ride on rides
We play hide & seek, kick cans down the street
We splash in creeks and climb high peaks
CHORUS: We are the children of the world (x2)
We make up jokes, yeah we dance how we feel
We play soccer and tag and leave our jackets in the field (sorry mom)
We love quesadillas, appreciate what you made us
At snack time water and fruit taste the greatest
Oranges, apples, mangoes, grapes
We study numbers, letters, textures, shapes
We like bright colors and velcro shoes
We dig face paint and fake tattoos
We live in cities and forests and deserts with sand
We’ve got hearts and minds that forever expand
Keep goin’, infinite
CHORUS
Stop for a second, listen to the truth
Our lives would thrive if we listened to the youth
Sophisticated children all across the planet
They seem to be the only ones that understand that
We’re all related, no one’s better or worse
They know we’re better together because together we’re first
And we pursue joyfulness for what it’s worth
And we declare interdependence across the Earth
CHORUS
We’re connected
Across the universe
Interplanetary
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Jack MacDonald
02:03
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Baby Houdini
02:34
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Silly Not Sad
01:32
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Cow Cow Mama Cow
02:32
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Allie Aligator
01:30
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Very First Time
00:44
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Shelly the Sea Turtle
03:20
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Baby Hulk Hogan
00:24
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Miss Rodeo Montana
02:07
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Miss Rodeo Montana
Miss Rodeo Montana says she loves me
She says she's loved me from the start
And even though I'm only seven years old
She says I'm super special in her heart
Miss Rodeo Montana says she loves me
And I'm starting to believe this might be true
She laughs at all my jokes and I heard her tell my folks
She ain't never seen a sweeter buckaroo
She loves me, this I know
For a rodeo clown told me so
The rodeo is mighty wild, it's the perfect place for a child like me
I am a boy--so full of joy
Because I know Miss Rodeo Montana loves me!
Miss Rodeo Montana says she loves me
She says she's gonna love me all my life
She's 22-years-old, wears a buckle made of gold
I am so glad she's gonna be my uncle's wife
‘Cause she loves me, this I know
For a rodeo clown told me so
And he's my uncle, and Uncle Ty wouldn't lie
That's why I know Miss Rodeo Montana loves me
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Scary Fairy Grrrl
01:45
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Scary Fairy Grrrl
She's a very scary fairy, she's a very scary girl (x2)
Tiny hornet stings, tiny teeth and wings
Tiny voice that sings, words terrifying
She's a very scary fairy, she's a very scary girl (x2)
Take a lightning bug and a frightening thug
Mix them both together and give them both a hug
Yeah, she is acting creepy, creep around the world
She's creepy creeper, she's a sleepy girl
Monsters are afraid, when Stevie's on parade
Skeletons and mummies, always run away
But when she falls asleep, everyone is safe
Let's hope sleep is deep, so we can finally play
Cause WE ARE THE MONSTERS and we like to howl
But it is much too scary when Stevie's on the prowl
So please go to bed sleepy fairy girl
Monsters need a break now from the scary world
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How Does Toilet Paper Work?
How does toilet paper work?
Do you ball it up or fold it like a map?
How does toilet paper work?
I hope someday somebody makes an app
For my toilet paper!
Where does the toilet paper go?
When you're finished wiping under there?
Where does the toilet paper go?
Do you tuck it in you shoe or do you hide it in your underwear?
Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee
Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo
Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee
Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo
It's the toilet paper!
What does the toilet paper say?
When you pull it from the roll?
What does toilet paper say?
Does it say, "Hooray" or scream “Oh NOOOO”?
Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee
Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo
Oh, pee pee pee pee pee pee
Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo
It's the toilet paper song
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Crazy Animals
02:54
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Crazy Animals
Those deer ate those pears
On that tree that was there
They would not play fair
So I gave them the scare
Now they’ve run
Far away
If they come
Back today
I will give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they hear what I say
Those deer
Those deer
Those deer, those crazy, crazy deer
Those rabbits ate my beans
And my cabbage and my greens
They were famished, but that’s mean
‘Cause now my cabinets are lean
So I chased
Them away
If they come
Back today
I will give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they hear what I say
Those rabbits
Those rabbits
Those rabbits, those crazy, crazy rabbits
Those raccoons ate my flowers
They were soon to devour
Everything in their power
All within half an hour
So I gave
Them the same
If they come
Back again
I will give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they hear what I’m sayin’
Those raccoons
Those raccoons
Those raccoons, those crazy, crazy raccoons
Those grownups ate the planet
Like a donut or a sandwich
They’ve sure ‘nuff done some damage
And I hope that they can manage
To not eat
Every tree
And not drink
Every sea
Or I’ll give them a pop
On the bum with a rock
So they listen to me
Those grownups
Those grownups
Those grownups, those crazy, crazy grownups
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Little House Lullaby
04:13
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Stars (by Stevie Sand)
00:49
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Sandman, Montana's Rappin' Cowboy Missoula, montana
Chris "Sandman" Sand grew up in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in western Montana. He tours throughout the U.S. and Canada performing a unique blend of original folk, punk, rap, and cowboy music. In 2010 he was the subject of a feature-length award-winning documentary, ROLL OUT, COWBOY. Sandman uses humor, music, and poetry to tell stories, build connections, and get people thinking. ... more
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